Heaven Knows I’m Murder Inc Now: Reconciling Morrissey and Rap, At Last

Heaven Knows I’m Murder Inc Now: Reconciling Morrissey and Rap, At Last

He proclaimed that hip-hop was a ‘great musical stench’. But that was 1988, and since then a lot has happened that makes Morrissey seem an awful lot more like an elder statesman of rap than an elder statesman of rock n’ roll. Here are five reasons why.

Ten or So Songs I Listened To A Lot In 2011 (Part Two)

Ten or So Songs I Listened To A Lot In 2011 (Part Two)

Part Two of our 2011 CHOON roundup, featuring ASAP Rocky, Kurt Vile and more…

Ten or So Songs I Listened To A Lot In 2011 (Part One)

Ten or So Songs I Listened To A Lot In 2011 (Part One)

You know the drill – we drummed up one of these last year. Featuring Real Estate, Parallel Dance Ensemble, and others.

Ten Republican Primary Campaign Videos You Have To See

Ten Republican Primary Campaign Videos You Have To See

Naturally, the batshit insane personalities and policies of the Republican primary needed good, slick American-style TV (in 2011, read “youtube”) ads to go alongside them. Here are ten of the best.

Ten Short Stories I Enjoyed This Year

Ten Short Stories I Enjoyed This Year

With this list comes an apology for my absence this year: In February I moved to Wellington to do an MA in Creative Writing, and in doing so misplaced my duty to The Punch. You probably didn’t notice –  I left you in some terrific company, after all. Since then I’ve given birth to a collection of short stories, which has [...]

No Future/No, Future (Part Two)

No Future/No, Future (Part Two)

The 2008 general election produced the lowest voter turnout in NZ in over 120 years. So how could we fix this?

No Future/No, Future (Part 1)

No Future/No, Future (Part 1)

“Voter turnout has been decreasing in most established democracies over the past 30 years or so. Which is not to absolve New Zealand’s responsibility for sorting its shit out, but to get people who are soulsearching on this to cast their net a little wider than blaming, say, Phil Goff. Or MMP. Or The Feelers. Or offering up a comparison of the 1887 general election. I don’t know.”

How those business cards working out for you?

How those business cards working out for you?

“Calling cards” from Chicago gangs

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Don’t vote for anyone who is a dick on election day.

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Cold Reading

Part of an irregular series where one of the three of us will share interesting and frequently extraordinary articles we’ve found on the Internet (Rosabel also posted all the good articles here, two months ago). Huddle in and read up, all! The Limits Of Fuck You by Chris Ott | Shallow Rewards (June 2011) You can find an okay piece [...]

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The Last Time I Saw Osama…

The Last Time I Saw Osama…

…I had only just slunk into a heavy, doleful sleep, fuelled on wine and Citalopram. I dreamt I was making the downhill descent into town on my bike, when this deafening bell rang behind me. I peeked around to see what, or who it was, couldn’t see a thing, turned to face forward. The second time it tolled, there was [...]

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